Attention Stockholm!

And they give Carter a Nobel Peace Prize?

Kid Various is so all over this peace plan...

This conflict between Israel and Hezbollah has to stop, but how can you convince two militaristic societies bent on each other's destruction to stop fighting?

Lesbians.

Lebanon and Israel are known for having some of the hottest girls in the Middle East, if not the world. Why put them at risk of bodily harm?

There is nothing that can force the IDF and Hezbollah to lay down their arms except for that which could stop all men from doing anything: watching two incredibly fit girls with great breasts and nice Mediterranean tans from each side of the border going at it.

Lesbians solve everything!