"I Should Be Dead"

Dear Jon Corzine,

I started to feel a little sympathy for you Governor Corzine when I heard you say "I should be dead." What a mea culpa! I mean, I'd like to see more than a few Democratic officials in jail, but dead? That's being a little hard on yourself Jon. Then I realized it's just your public service announcement for wearing sealtbelts. Oh, well. Call me when you stop apologizing for not wearing a sealtbelt and start apologizing for taxing me to death.

Very truly yours,

Mr. Surly

Governor Corzine and unidentified woman.