Your Face Hurt?
No? Well it's killing me!Kid Various loves that joke. And now he has new reasons to tell it due to the (very old) news about the world's first successful "face transplant." Kid Various has been thinking of getting one these himself. The operation was performed in a hospital in Lyon, France where, apparently, french surgeons were the only people in the world aside from certain asian action film directors to think that this sort of procedure was necessary.
Apparently the woman who received the transplant loves her new face.
She also mentioned that she was looking forward to infiltrating Castor Troy's criminal organization.
The French woman who received the world's first partial face transplant is in excellent health and delighted with the result of the groundbreaking operation, said her surgeon on Sunday.
Sadly, the patient was not informed as to the identity of the transplant donor, who turned out to be McHale's Navy star, Ernest Borgnine.